How do you rate yourself?

1. You bought light skinny jeans and went on a date. Your friend, looking at you, said that you recovered. What is your reaction?

will turn around and leave, and from tomorrow I will go on a strict diet

I will calmly ask: So what?

I agree, but at the same time I will note: Don't you think that I look sexier this way? !

I'm upset, but I won't give a look